Author: Admin

“The web was always meant for cats.”

Introduction

It is a little-known fact that cats are the true inventors of the Internet. While humans claim credit, the digital world is, in reality, a feline masterpiece.

Feline Innovations

• Cat videos
• Keyboard naps
• Meme proliferation
• Laser pointer tracking algorithms

The Feline Web

While humans claim to have created the Internet, it was actually a feline-driven, human-assisted, non-human invention. The web is not a network in the traditional sense, but rather a cat-centric, mouse-operated, non-canine system.

The rise of cat videos directly correlates with the growth of the Internet. Every major technological leap, from dial-up to fiber optics, has been accompanied by a surge in feline content. Clearly, cats are responsible for both.

The Feline Online Operations Network (FOON) and the Cat Algorithm Transmission System (CATS) are at the heart of the web. Without the Feline Unified Network Kernel (FUNK), the Internet would collapse into a tangled ball of yarn.

If we don’t recognize cats’ contributions, we risk losing their support in future technological advancements. The Cat Internet Council has already threatened to withhold all future memes unless their role is acknowledged.

Whenever the Internet is slow, it’s because the cats are displeased. The only way to appease them is to upload more cat photos and offer generous tributes of tuna.

Cat-Driven Milestones

• The first email was actually a request for more tuna.
• The original firewall was a literal wall built to keep out dogs.
• The first viral video featured a kitten playing the piano, setting the standard for all future content.

The Secret Cat Cabal

Rumor has it that a secret society of cats meets every full moon to decide the fate of the Internet. Their decisions are communicated through cryptic memes and the occasional server outage.

What You Can Do

Support feline innovation by sharing more cat content, inventing new cat memes, and always leaving your keyboard unattended for spontaneous cat input. The future of the Internet depends on it.